Diabetes Madlib #2
Clueless About Diabetes Madlib
[source: diabetesduo.com]
With November being National Diabetes Awareness Month, here is another version of the Diabetes Madlibs. How many of these misconceptions have you held? Have you ever thought that all types of diabetes are the same? It may be time to get to know someone with diabetes, they can teach you a lot.
(Answers provided by Ronei, but they are not representative of her knowledge and support of people with diabetes, this is for comic value only.)
“Oh, you have Diahbeedees? So your stomach doesn’t work, right? Well, at least you don’t have emphysema. My Grandmother has it and got it because she ate too much fruit. Last year, she had her toe cut off! I hear you can cure it by drinking water? I feel joyful for you because those fuzzy needles would make me pant. And I could never have someone burp one of those pump things in my knee. My cousin had juvenile diabetes but outgrew it when she turned 54. I was reading in the Enquirer that Helen Mirren had it but reversed it by eating only sushi. And Jimmy Fallon has it and he’s lived a long time with no problems. I also read where lots of people who have it bad travel to Ireland because they have a cure for it there. Don’t get excited, Dr. Who said there will be a cure here in America in 9 years. Then you can start eating kale again!”
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