Flu Season Madlib
Flu Season Madlib
I found a website that had several medicine-related madlibs on it. I find madlibs great fun! I’ll share them every so often in the Pharmacist Answers Podcast Community.
Here is a few of the outcomes from the group. Things people say during flu season:
Laura says:
“I’ve had, like, six weeks of wheezing. I’ve been to the Kauffman Stadium and got a prescription for filet mignon. And then I kept having dry abs, and I went to Mosque and got another prescription for Pringles. That was 12 hours ago, and I’m not any better. I think I need some mascara because my friends took it and got better. And I’m just so tired of feeling bored. Can you give me something to make me teleport? Every year my regular doctor gives me brandy, and I always get better immediately.”
Ronei says:
“I’ve had, like, six weeks of bronchitis. I’ve been to the Bridgestone Arena and got a prescription for crab cakes with tartar sauce. And then I kept having dry glutes, and I went to Temple and got another prescription for french fries. That was a month ago, and I’m not any better. I think I need some keratin conditioner because my friends took it and got better. And I’m just so tired of feeling fearful. Can you give me something to make me invisible? Every year my regular doctor gives me wine, and I always get better immediately.”
The sad part is that this is a very accurate example of what people will say to me at the pharmacy counter!